altar.
We hear a womans voice in a North Carolina accent.
ANNIE (V.O.)
I believe in the Church of
Baseball.
(beat)
Ive tried all the major religions
and most of the minor ones--Ive
worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma,
Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms,
and Isadora Duncan...
PAN AWAY FROM THE SHRINE across the room. Late afternoon
light spills into the room, across fine old furniture, to a
small dressin
rituals.
Others mayjudge and laugh...
but they are in a darkness
of their own making...
and will burn in hell.
"And the light shineth
in the darkness...
and the darkness
comprehended it not. "
Nay, we shall not
use the name...
the popish name
others confer upon it...
Christs mass.
You have reclassified
your mamas buttons.
Yes, Father.
The taxonomic principle
being color...
with the spectrum
from
ritual y:i is both speedy and violent.
y:i The lesser male often covers y:i the larger female.
y:i lf unsuccessful in mounting, the y:i male is often eaten by the female.
y:i Were the girls of - Hot Talk.
y:i Briana, Tina, Marla y:i and me: Felicia.
y:i Anything you want to talk about, y:i call me ...
- l dont know where to begin. y:i - Are you lonely tonight, darling?
y:i - So am l. What are you
altar, I see.
-Yeah. The Palter Porch.
-I knew you looked familiar.
-Just a little.
I think I used to work with your kids.
A couple of young guys....
Mark and I met at
the University of Vermont in about 61 ?
Late 61 .
We were both interested in folk music,
and there was a big folk music scene...
...as there were on many colleges.
We formed The Twobadours.
-Two. T-W-O.
-Badours.
Because there were
Ritual. All monks.
Lord Chamberlain ... The official closest to the Dalai Lama. A
monk.
Norbu Thundrup ... A sweeper who works at the Potala.
The Yigstang and the Tsitang ... The Tibetan Government. Monks
and laymen.
Taktra Rinpoche ... The Regent who replaced Reting Rinpoche.
A monk.
Ling Rinpoche ... A senior tutor, a monk.
Kashag ... The Dalai Lamas personal cabinet of advisors.
Nechung Oracle
ritual.
She gives him a withering glance. He answers with a charming
smile.
PATRICK
I missed you.
MISS PERKY
It says here you exposed yourself to a
group of freshmen girls.
PATRICK
It was a bratwurst. I was eating
lunch.
MISS PERKY
With the teeth of your zipper?
She motions for Patrick to enter her office and Cameron
shuffles out the door, bumping into MICHAEL ECKMAN, a lanky,
brainy senior
Under gloomy sky a huge fortress looms on a volcanic mountainside. From within WE HEAR the agonizing scream of a woman giving birth.
INT. NOCKMAAR CASTLE - DAY
The scream continues as WE MOVE THROUGH the grim corridors of the castle TOWARD stairs leading down to a dungeon.
INT. DUNGEON - DAY
Silhouetted in sadows, three Nockmaar MINIONS stand guard. In a jail cell, sex fully pregnant WOMEN watch
NAPOLEON
??
A
Screenplay
by
Stanley Kubrick
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FADE IN:
INT. BEDROOM CORSICA - NIGHT
A well worn teddy-bear is cradled in the arms of Napoleon,
age 4, who dreamily sucks his thumb, listening to a
bedtime story told by his young mother, Letizia. His 5-
year old brother, Joseph, is already asleep, beside him.
NARRATOR
Napoleon was born at Ajaccio in
Corsica on August 15th, 1769. He
had not be
The dense, lush rain forests of the eastern slopes of the Andes, the place known as "The Eyebrow of the Jungle". Ragged, jutting canyon walls are half-hidden by the thick mists.
The MAIN TITLE is followed by this:
"PERU"
A narrow trail across the green face of the canyon. A group of men make their way along it. At the head of the party is an American, INDIANA JONES. He wears a short leather jacke
SISTER ACT
by Paul Rudnick
July 19, 199l
Page 1.
SISTER ACT
FADE IN:
INT. ST. ANNES ACADEMY - AKRON, OHIO - CLASSROOM
We are in a parochial school classroom, in the late
Sixties. The children all wear uniforms and sit at little
desks. SISTER IMMACULATA stands at the front of the room;
she is a middle-aged nun, very severe. The children are
all terrified of her.
SISTER IMMACULATA
Who can name all